February 2012
119 posts
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Just found out I get surprise girlfriend time.
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Sometimes she doesn't believe me when I tell her...
Sometimes when I say it there’s doubt in her eyes. I’m never quite sure why it’s there and I don’t know if someone put it there or if she did it herself. In reality she probably put it there herself because of the ones that came before me. Pretty sure they’re the reason she thanks me sometimes for finding her attractive. I’d destroy them if she’d let...
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder →
michaelalalalala:
beautifuletdown2700:
sleazeandhustle:
mrsjojharrison:
It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put...
